The Ultimate Showdown

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (WITH LYRICS)Music and Lyrics by Lemon DemonOld Godzilla was hopping aroundTokyo city like a big playgroundwwhen suddenly Batman burst from the shadeand hit godzilla with a bat grenadeGodzilla got pissed and began to attackbut didn't expect to be blocked by Shaqwho proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu when Aaron Carter came out of the blueand he started beating up Shaquille O'Nealwhen they both got flattened by the batmobilebut before it could make it back to the batcaveAbraham Lincoln popped out of his gravetook an AK-47 out from under his hatand blew Batman away with a rat a tat tatbut he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the day.This is the ultimate showdownof ultimate destinygood guys bad guys and explosionsas far as the eye can seebut only one will survive I wonder who it will be?This is the ultimate showdown.Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crimeand then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his backand Batman was injured, and trying to get steadywhen Abraham Lincoln came back with a machetebut suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,Indian Jones took him out with his whipthen he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,so he reached for his gun which he just couldn't findcause Batman stole it and he shot and he missedand Jackie Chan deflected it with his fistthen he jumped in the air and he did a somersaultwhile Abraham Lincoln tried to polevaultonto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air, then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare...[Repeat Chorus]Angels sang outIn immaculate chorusDown from the heavensDescended Chuck NorrisWho delivered a kickWhich could shatter bonesInto the crotch of Indiana JonesWho fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Musselini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambhi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Dock Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came outta nowhere lightning fastand they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy assIt was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe.The fight raged on for a century,many lives were claimed, but eventually,the champion stood, the rest saw their better,Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.[Repeat Chorus]

Channel: Pets & Animals
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: themutt2

Length: 03:40
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