Smosh - Hardcore Max

A rock song about the most hardcore guy alive. Music composed, written, and sang by smosh.Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com '>http://smosh.com http://smosh.com '>http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh------... name is Max and he's going to schoolHe doesn't wear a helmet 'cause he's so coolHe keeps his helmet on his barsDarts out randomly in front of carsTalks on his phone while rollin' down the streetHe even has a girlfriend, ISN'T THAT SWEET!?He hits on chicks even if they're skankyHe smells his pits and THEY'RE HELLA STINKY!OK, I just need to clarify one mother f---ing thing, Max is a bad ass mother f---er, if you dont f---ing believe me, then look at his mother f---ing helmet on his mother f---ing handlebars, holy s--- that guy is hardcore! Oh yeah, and he swears a s---load, and everyone knows that's f---ing awesome!What's this? Is this is a hardcore part? YEAH!! Just like Max!HIS NAME IS MAX!HE DOESN'T WEAR A HELMET!HE KEEPS IT ON HIS HANDLEBAR!HE'S FAILING ALL HIS CLASSES!AND HE'S ONLY... 10!?What? I thought he was like 26. So you're telling me that I wrote this badass song about a ten year old!?You know what? I don't care if he's 10, or 50, or even a friggin' baby, he's still more hardcore than I'll ever be, and I'm 32!Wait, Max! Watch out for your helmet!Max didn't wear his helmetNow he has suffered a concussionAnd he will be in a coma for the next three weeksBut it was worth it becauseHelmets make you look really geeky.Why do I sound like a bad a rip-offOf the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 7, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Author: smosh

Length: 02:41
Rating: 4.59
Views: 2526525

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