i'm bo yo.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObj... that shit!music and lyrics by bo burnhamNow I don't know if all boy scouts are gaysBut they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.I spit fire like I just blew a demonMy shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steaminGirl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsiesYoull bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) yaI'm bo yoAnd im the greatest rappa evaAnd I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or notThink your better your notDon't need a sweater im hotIm a real G shawty that can really find your g spotGo to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warnedIm offensive and creative like handicapped pornYour playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?Your pushin em together like a titty Venn DiagramLook at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.First base, were making outSecond base, im getting faked out.Third base, im getting take outAnd I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out But I just don't know I said I just don't careMy flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bearCause you can smell and spell my stinkB.O. lingers and it makes you thinkChorus...Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glazeIm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin withCommon you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sectsIm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sectThat says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sexSo if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shameAnd girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name Chorus....Look pass the skin and look to the lyricsI run miracle circles around you like spherical lyricsThis isn't about ironic pigmentIf youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost ringsPlay the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.Haters call me gay, but that aint hatinCuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight andIf im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: June 17, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Author: boburnham

Length: 04:08
Rating: 4.79
Views: 3796802

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