Tinseltown Nanny (celeb spoof with Mary Poppins)

Please comment & subscribe for more videos! http://www.vprincess.comWritte... sang, rapped, acted, and edited by me :)Thanks to Duffy for composing and playing the Mary Poppins-esque music: http://www.youtube.com/excessr... music mixed over royalty free track by muah :)"Tinseltown Nanny"lyrics:Now Suri, we must study your Dianetics BookSuri: But I don't want to!Young lady, that is not allowedWe must make tom and katie proudMillions of years ago,The alien XenuCollected all his peopleAnd then he threwThem all around a volcanoBringing bombs in his machinesAnd blew them all to smithereens!Your dad said you must wear a blanket or an opaque veilOver your faces So you will stay pale You must remember it's not funny, stay away from where it's sunnyOr else he'll dangle you over an eighty foot balconyLindsay, I think I have the best thing for youA Luie Vaton chastity belt with an alcohol detector too.Now I know I have a matching mussle somewhere or anotherIt's perfect for your big mouth mother.Break it down now!You know, Hollywood is such a messAll the drama going down with celeb train wrecksThey even stopped wearing bloomers under their dressIt makes me feel my food come up like I got acid reflux.But supressThat thought for a minuteThe ones that clean their act up and then claim they did itI'm the one who saved their asses all from being committedBut of course they won't admit itCause they hope they'll get aquited.The nannythe nannythe nanny to the stars(2x)Lynn Spears was my client for some timeI took care of her girls back then in Britney's prime.But then my contract ran out, she thought she'd do it herselfAnd now the teen is knocked up and britney signed up for self help.I got my work on my mind and I aint too hard to findYou got the dough, I got the time. And this aint no nursery rhyme.They call me Tinsel Town NannyDouble T to the NOtherwise known as Nanny P

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: March 6, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Author: VenetianPrincess

Length: 02:51
Rating: 4.69
Views: 1079826

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