KelvinCatoSoGreato (October 4, 2008 at 5:05 am)

I knowha. Hey you know when the worst time to smoke crack is. You guessed it the winter. So, everyone who does not understand why Cato is the greato-ist is smoking crack in the winter and will inevitably be dunked on like the punks they are.

shootnspidasofmyrims (August 14, 2008 at 2:39 pm)

i wish i was kelvin cato.

KelvinCatoSoGreato (August 14, 2008 at 12:51 am)

Kelvin Cato isn't said to be the greato-ist by everyone without reason. Every student of the game, every Ivey League graduate, all of his proteges (which include Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Wilt Chamberlin, Jerry West, Alexander Rodriguez, Willis McGahee, Christian Bale and Luke Ridnour), the women he's made love to, and the punks he's dunked on all proclaim him the greatest to play in any organized athletic competition. All these things being undesputably true render him worthy of all comments.

rootbeer2294 (August 11, 2008 at 6:23 pm)

people dont comment on this video because nobody cares about kelvin cato because he is terrible

KelvinCatoSoGreato (August 11, 2008 at 4:17 am)

I honestly don't understand why more people don't comment on this video. It's Kelvin Cato people he is the greatest to play the game ever. He will dunk on all the punks that don't respect his M.V.P., championship winning ways.

KelvinCatoSoGreato (July 24, 2008 at 1:17 am)

Yours is a life truly blessed you sound badass and you would not be dunked on.

KelvinCatoSoGreato (July 24, 2008 at 1:17 am)

You want to hang out some time.

nbaportland123 (July 17, 2008 at 2:43 pm)

thanks manpeace

KelvinCatoSoGreato (July 17, 2008 at 1:15 am)

He is cool and so are you. You are not a punk and you would not be dunked on.

nbaportland123 (July 9, 2008 at 6:31 pm)

he is the leadin shot blocker in nba 2k8 for mehe had 568 blocks in 82 gameshe is cool